I was browsing through Craigslist.org last night and stumbled upon this ad in the "rooms/shared" under "apt/housing." Living in the City for the past 7 years, it is a pastime to look through Craigslist classifieds for shits and giggles. Unfortunately, it's been flagged. The accompanying images was out of control.
FREE RENT Luxury Living at Awesome Home for Housesitting
Reply to: hous-960936931@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-12-16, 7:33PM
I뭢 offering RENT FREE luxury living at my beautiful 7000sf home in The City in exchange for someone for doing light household duties a few hours per week. I뭢 also offering a weekly salary in addition to the FREE RENT, depending on how much you assist me with things. I뭢 a recently widowed, liberal, open-minded, bisexual, gay friendly, financially set, female who lives the alternative nudist/exhibitionist lifestyle. The person that I뭢 seeking must be comfortable with my lifestyle and not mind me roaming around the house in the nude. I뭢 looking for a long-term housemate who is over the age of 18, trustworthy, fun, respectful, easy-going, open-minded, and does NOT have a criminal record. You must be environmentally friendly and be liberal minded! You will have your on private fully furnished bedroom and bath with a state-of -the-art, stereo, entertainment system in your room, DVR (record your favorite shows), and widescreen HDTV with all premium channels. You will also have run of the entire estate and are more than welcome to use the kitchen, laundry room, workout room, theater room, wine cellar, hot tub, and can park your cars in the 6 car garage here. I have a gardener and housekeeper that both come twice per week. So, the only light duties that you will be required to do in exchange for FREE RENT living here are things like taking out the trash, cleaning the hot tub, watering the plants, sweeping the garage, and driving my Porsche 911 (that I never drive) to keep the engine and tires in good condition. You must have a valid drivers license and a clean driving record, as I may want you to occasionally run errands for me. This is a great opportunity for a student, someone new to The City, or someone who simply wants RENT FREE luxury living to save some money. One of the main reasons that I want someone to move in with me is that I have been quite sad and lonely since my husband passed away and I want someone else here to keep me company. So, I do want someone here who is friendly and sociable, as I am. You will have plenty of personal space for yourself here, as it will be just you and I living here together. If you are interested in my offer for RENT FREE luxury living here at my lovely home then instant message me right now at the contact details that I leave here below in this ad. So, message me RIGHT NOW and start living the good life! I look forward to chatting with you soon!
* cats are OK - purrr
* dogs are OK - wooof
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Original URL:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/roo/960936931.html
FREE RENT Luxury Living at Awesome Home for Housesitting
Reply to: hous-960936931@craigslist.
Date: 2008-12-16, 7:33PM
I뭢 offering RENT FREE luxury living at my beautiful 7000sf home in The City in exchange for someone for doing light household duties a few hours per week. I뭢 also offering a weekly salary in addition to the FREE RENT, depending on how much you assist me with things. I뭢 a recently widowed, liberal, open-minded, bisexual, gay friendly, financially set, female who lives the alternative nudist/exhibitionist lifestyle. The person that I뭢 seeking must be comfortable with my lifestyle and not mind me roaming around the house in the nude. I뭢 looking for a long-term housemate who is over the age of 18, trustworthy, fun, respectful, easy-going, open-minded, and does NOT have a criminal record. You must be environmentally friendly and be liberal minded! You will have your on private fully furnished bedroom and bath with a state-of -the-art, stereo, entertainment system in your room, DVR (record your favorite shows), and widescreen HDTV with all premium channels. You will also have run of the entire estate and are more than welcome to use the kitchen, laundry room, workout room, theater room, wine cellar, hot tub, and can park your cars in the 6 car garage here. I have a gardener and housekeeper that both come twice per week. So, the only light duties that you will be required to do in exchange for FREE RENT living here are things like taking out the trash, cleaning the hot tub, watering the plants, sweeping the garage, and driving my Porsche 911 (that I never drive) to keep the engine and tires in good condition. You must have a valid drivers license and a clean driving record, as I may want you to occasionally run errands for me. This is a great opportunity for a student, someone new to The City, or someone who simply wants RENT FREE luxury living to save some money. One of the main reasons that I want someone to move in with me is that I have been quite sad and lonely since my husband passed away and I want someone else here to keep me company. So, I do want someone here who is friendly and sociable, as I am. You will have plenty of personal space for yourself here, as it will be just you and I living here together. If you are interested in my offer for RENT FREE luxury living here at my lovely home then instant message me right now at the contact details that I leave here below in this ad. So, message me RIGHT NOW and start living the good life! I look forward to chatting with you soon!
* cats are OK - purrr
* dogs are OK - wooof
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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